Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?

Meesa Soup