Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.