Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Chicken sees a salad.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?

Meesa Soup

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!