Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"