What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him