What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.