What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin