What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!