What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win