What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."