What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.