What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.