Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS