Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.