Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long