How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.