One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
How many do you want?
5,6,7,8!
Two at most.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
A $100 bill.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.