How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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5,6,7,8

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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He drove a Ford.

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They were my friends. :(

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.