One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Offswitch.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
A Christler
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
