How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized