How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.