Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.