How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.