How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.