What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.