What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)