Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.