Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet