Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.