Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.