Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.