What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)