Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
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I'm only Peking.
No Peking!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Me: He looks like a miniature cat
She was a little shellfish.
They were both two shellfish
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
She thought she was a dromedary.
Shoot him again.
It pains them to have standards.
Yes he is.
How long IS a chinaman
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Because nobody gets it.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Because 7 8 9
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
Rude"olph
