Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.