Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."