Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
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I'm only Peking.
No Peking!
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
A pan, duh!
The witch !
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Threw his baby out the window.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
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Hearing AIDS.
Desserted
A. The cold shoulder.
None, that's women's work!
A maid man.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Bayesian.
Look for the one with shaved legs....
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
