Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.