Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.