Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ?

Bert the dinner !