Broom-mates.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
A witch with a blindfold !
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
A telephono lens.
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Testicles.