What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.