Broom-mates.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
To get a better grip on the broom
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
She was a little shellfish.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
