How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out