How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.