How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.