How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out