What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now