The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Because 7 ate 9.
He foamed at the mouth.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
I'm stuffed."
