What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.