Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
They gave him the cold shoulder.
Give him the finger.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Two cannibals giving each other head
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
An americano with an extra shot
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
