Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
He heard it was finger licking good.
The cold shoulder
because while I wait I like to be introspective
He was stuffed.
Two flutists playing in unison.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
