Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.