Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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If it's black it won't give you any food

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."