Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.