Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Food's on me tonight.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
He tips well.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
