Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.