Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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He gets the kids meal.

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The food!

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Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."