Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.