Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."