push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
I ain't Willie Nelson."
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
You can hear a cough drop.
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
how waiters should greet people
The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.