Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."