Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."