Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Miracle whip.

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Nah, I'm-a stay.

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spits*

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A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Push it down a hill.

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Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Watson the menu

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.