What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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They bee hive

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A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.