What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Czechoslovakia.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!