Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!