Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents