Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we