Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people