Because he was transitioning.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Wee paws for station identification.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Take me to the airport.
Because he'd drop everything
He drops the base!
They will tell you.
A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
Because he kept on dropping beets.
A Nantucket.
A "brother" one."
An un-in.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They got new fur coats.
11, because it has another one.
11 Because it has another 1
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Logic.
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
He heils a taxi!
The airport is Snowden
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"