Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!