What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Two letters.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.