What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Slip not.

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.