What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point