What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What's the most awkward U.S state?

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.