Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !