What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Ayy lil' mayo.

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An Official.

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Your honey or your life !

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.