What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.