What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie