What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What meds are you on?

I want some.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.