What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.