How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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You're such a Frank Castle."

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired