How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!