How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

How long do owls live?

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired