Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.