Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.