Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.