Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy