Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.