Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.