Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy