What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.