What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What does he order?

Ein stein