What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.