What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"