What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.