What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.