How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.