What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.