What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in