What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.