What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.