Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
She saw 2 and 3 halving six
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
They're both X-Men.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
They're both irrational.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
