What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine