What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.