What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.