What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine