What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine