An elephant with spare parts !el
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
In Tralfamadoloreans.
By tying a knot on its tail.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A: For spare parts.