What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.