What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.