What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el