What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el