What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af