What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether