How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.