How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log