How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.