What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.