What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.