What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern