What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern