What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do you call him?

A sick Bern.