Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.