Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!