How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.