How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2