What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."