What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.