What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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He was running a little behind

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You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.