What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.