What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.