What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !