What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.