What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !