What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !