How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork