With a pitchfork
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.