With a pitchfork
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!