How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?