How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork