How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?