What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.