You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!