Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
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You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
With a pitchfork
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
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You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Cause shes terrible.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Because he lost his marbles.
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Dr. Dre, of course.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Nothing, it simply waved.
I ate sand.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.