Unload Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

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CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?