Unload Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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