What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.