What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.